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生活的压力，把我打成了圆形FTX。
The pressure of life beat me into a circle.
别人笑我太疯癫，我笑别人咋看出来的FTX。
Others laugh at my madness. I laugh at how others see it.
别人谈恋爱靠长相，靠套路，靠花钱FTX。而我就单纯多了，只靠对方眼瞎。
Others fall in love by looks, routines and money. And I'm much simpler. I'm blind only by each other.
丑的笔画是4，穷的笔画是7，相加等于11，这就是光棍的原因FTX。
The ugly stroke is 4, the poor stroke is 7, and the sum is 11. That's the reason for being single.
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要不是打不过你，早跟你翻脸了FTX。
If I hadn't beaten you, I would have turned against you.
我其实挺高的，就是游泳游多了，缩水了而已FTX。
I'm actually quite tall, but I swim too much and shrink.
丑人多作怪这句话不假，因为长得好看的，无理取闹叫撒娇FTX。
It is true that ugly people do more mischief, because they are good-looking and unreasonable.
我这辈子只有两件事不会，就是这也不会那也不会FTX。
There are only two things I can't do in my life, neither this nor that.
口袋里的钞票最薄情寡义，身上的肥肉最不离不弃FTX。
The money in the pocket is the most affectionate and righteous, and the fat on the body is the most persistent.
如果有一天FTX，我嫁不出去，请把我埋在，非诚勿扰里！
If one day I can't get married, please bury me in if you are the one!
化成灰我都认识你，但是化了妆就不一定了FTX。
I know you when you turn into ash, but you don't have to wear makeup.
我已经不是那个花500块都要考虑很久的小女孩了 我最近花五块都得深思熟虑FTX。
I'm not the little girl who has to think about spending $500 for a long time. I have to think about spending $5 recently.
像我们这个年纪，开电动车一定要戴安全头盔，否则，会被开宝马奔驰的同学认出来FTX。
At our age, we must wear safety helmets when driving electric vehicles, otherwise we will be recognized by students driving BMW and Mercedes Benz.
分手的那天，女友说：“其实我也想哭，但现实叫我不能哭FTX。”我当时脑袋一热，微笑着说：“你是怕妆掉了吧！”
On the day of breaking up, my girlfriend said, "in fact, I also want to cry, but the reality is that I can't cry." My head was hot, smiled and said, "you're afraid of losing your makeup!"
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